2025-06-19
#Work #Meeting #Yes
Them: you coming to the office? Me: spiritually? no
#Remote Work #Office Dread #Weekdays
Me arriving fully cooked when I was told not to show up stoned
#Dank Memes #Stoned #Workplace Chaos #Warned
Group projects be like: 18, 40, and me
#College #Teamwork #Chaos
Hereβs your uniform king, donβt be late
#Uniform #Dank Memes #Work #Orders
Falling asleep every 10 minutes like clockwork
#Sleepy #Work #Tired
Meant to be a shaman, stuck as office weirdo
#Work #Misfit #Spiritual
Resume says team player, coworker says good morning champ
#Dank Memes #Work #Resume #Vibes
Please keep your business under Pringles size
#Bathroom #Work #Cursed
Boomers demand office work, then do nothing but walk
#Boomers #Office #Workfromhome
Office potluck MVP over here with the paw print cookies
#Cookies #Office Life #Baking #Yes
Hello... who am I squeaking with
#Squeak #Conversation #Dank Memes #Rodent Energy #Yes
Book kids know words but pronounce none of them right
#Reading #Mispronounce #Smart Kids #Yes