2025-06-19
#Harrypotter #Weird #Typo
If you die a virgin you end a 200,000‑year streak of humans getting laid
#Weird Facts #Statistics #Shocking
That empty pen energy tastes like gigabytes and regret
#Dank Memes #Weird #Abstract #Vibe
No I didn’t kidnap you, I cloned you from hair
#Pov #Clone #Weird
Bard wants to flirt. DM serves jello trial
#Dnd #Bard #Weird Quests
Foreign plants hit like off-brand potato salad
#Dank Memes #Plants #Botany #Weird
AI’s future sounds like a robot hug and a scream
#Future #Weirdvibes
Guy and his goose on a beer run, longest relationship ever
#Goose #Beer Run #Mini-mart #Dank Memes #Weird Bond
ever been woken up by a jeb? me neither bro
#Sleep #Jokes #Weird
passed a watermelon crime scene like it’s CSI produce
#Watermelon #Weird #Dank Memes #Crime
Stand straight like you’re blasting lasers from your nipples
#Weird Advice #Yes #Posture Hack #Dank Memes
Malgosha sees an orb, not the world
#Orb Vision #Malgosha #Perception #Weird Pets
Your argument is invalid, polygon cow wins
#Megamind #Cursed #Weirdcore
