2025-06-19
#Roommate #Samurai #Drama #Dank Memes
No shade to Socrates but I'd get all that without being OG number 10
#Philosophy Roast #Ancient Thinkers #Dank Memes #Funny Brain
Daycare update: my daughter is deeply in love with a Great Dane
#Dog #Daycare Drama #Wholesome #Dank Memes
Reading a manifesto but making peace signs so FBI knows I’m chill
#Dank Memes #Online Paranoia #FBI Watchlist #Wendigoon
First date flex: pulling out the Nintendo stash like it’s an NFT drop
#Dating #Dank Memes #Nintendo #Gaming
Baby exists on the bus. Me: shutting down emotionally
#Public Transport #Baby Alert #Dank Memes #Awkward
Holding a McChicken outperformed the S&P 500. We’re done here
#Finance Joke #Dank Memes #Fast Food #Investments
SpaceX rocket explodes in backyard, neighbors yell grab marshmallows
#Spacex #Dank Memes #Rocket Fail #Texas #Newsdroid
Other dogs: zoomies. This dog: literature and vibes
#Dog Park #Wholesome #Dank Memes #Reading Buddy
My landlord says rent’s going up, I say emotional breakdown it is
#Rent Raise #Dank Memes #Tenant Pain #Housing Struggle
Someone gives me food = instant soul bond
#Food Love #Happy Me #Snack Moment #Dank Memes
Me: cold. Mom: not anymore *blanket deployed*
#Dank Memes #Mom Moments #Warm Feels #Childhood
Told architect I want Star Wars grief vibes. He delivered
#Architecture #Droid Jokes #Star Wars #Dank Memes
