i know y'all bought the soap with your darknet accounts. The sales are too high
2025-06-18
Have you noticed your neighbors suddenly looking a little too clean and smelling a bit too fragrant? Looks like Sydney Sweeney bathwater might be the culprit behind the suspicious spike in soap sales! Who knew the darknet had such a luxurious hygiene section? Time to investigate before your grandma starts asking where you got that "special edition" lavender soap from!
