Park Service seeking tattle‑tales on anti‑American talk
2025-06-17
The National Park Service is getting serious about sniffing out anti-American sentiments in the great outdoors! Are the trees whispering revolutionary ideas? Is Old Faithful spouting off some seditious speech? Keep your eyes and ears open, folks, and report any suspicious rocks or rebellious rabbits to the authorities! Big Brother is watching...from behind a bush in Yellowstone. #SnitchesGetStitches #PatrioticParks
