2025-06-17
#Slide #Summer Pain #Steel #Childhood
When mom uses your full name, it’s over
#Full Name #Sibling Stare #Panic Mode #Childhood Trauma
10 y/o me singing stressed out like I had bills to pay
#Childhood #Music #Overdramatic
Mom said no scissors, 6 yr old me: challenge accepted
#Childhood #Scissors #Chaos
Me in 4th grade pretending I don't like her while blushing like a tomato
#School #Dank Memes #Childhood #It's Showtime
Microplastics in my blood courtesy of chewing Pokémon bouncy balls in ‘98
#Pokemon #Childhood #Microplastics
Back then: kids in ditches. Now: 24/7 surveillance
#Parenting #90s Kids #Childhood #Dank Memes
They said 'sorry' was the hardest word and I lost faith in school
#School #Trust Issues #Childhood
12 y/o me running a gaming clan like it’s the FBI
#Gaming #Childhood #Clan
One sip from the crusty fountain and we were invincible
#Dank Memes #School #Water #Childhood
Getting smacked with a wet dodgeball made us who we are
#Childhood #Dank Memes #Gym Class #Character
Being in a gaming clan at 10 felt like joining the military
#Childhood #Gaming #Nostalgia
4yo me: Spider-Man cool. Me now: Spider-Man still cool
#Yes #Childhood #Megamind
