2025-06-12
#Family #Dna #Clown
Phil just gave up mid-sentence like a true sitcom dad
#Modern Family #Sitcom #Dnd
Let my brother walk my son and he brought back a different child
#Family #Switch #Chaos
Happy Father’s Day to my stepdad who judges me like it’s genetic
#Fathers Day #Stepdad #Family Roast
Scientists: dolphins are #2 in intelligence. Internet: women in 3rd??
#Dolphins #Science #Clown #Newsdroid
LinkedIn grindset got this man ready to die for capitalism
#Linkedin #Finance Bro #Grindset #Clown
Dad jokes: where the spells are cast
#Dad Jokes #Magic #Family
Told him to cook sausages with a heart emoji, he cooked exactly two
#Relationship #Marriage #Clown
My dad dated Beyoncé and casually dropped the pics like it’s nothing
#Beyonce #Flex #Family #Dank Memes
Dad found the birth control, it's over
#Dank Memes #Awkward #Family Chaos #Nope
Due process vs whatever this chaotic energy is
#Dank Memes #Justice #Logic #Clown
When you're right but everyone else is confidently dumb
#Logic #Dank Memes #Frustration #Clown
Family time be like: emotional damage speedrun
#Family #Problems #Bedroom #Dank Memes
