2025-06-12
Adult weekends: errands, exhaustion, and existential dread
#Weekend #Adulthood #Monday
Juice weasel
#Lean
Bored? Just prank random cars in Walmart lot
#Walmart #Prank #Parking Lot #Clown
refuse to be governed
#Wiping Boogers
Just got one for my house. It's slower than a Roomba, but more efficient
maβam
Unseasoned sour patch kid was just a Swedish spy
#Candy #Betrayal #Cursed
When you're right but everyone else is confidently dumb
#Logic #Dank Memes #Frustration #Clown
you're discovering this now?
Returning this cat cause itβs 80% spine
#Cat #Long Boy #Returns
That carrot from 1997 watching me snack at 2:32am
#Fridge #Food #Midnight #Cursed
Stay off the crack kids
