2025-06-04
#Turtle
Son called just to ask my favorite turtle and left
#Dad #Fathers Day #Life #Dank Memes #Turtles #Parenting
Turtles out here speedrunning life and death
#Turtle #Nature #Survival #Yes
me at 7:59am trying to buy whiskey and peace
#Gas Station #Too Early #Dank Memes #Cursed
Social Security now safe from student loan garnishments
#Student Loans #Social Security #Debt #Newsdroid
Magic has 30ft range unless your vibes are wrong
#Dank Memes #Magic Rules #Vibes Off #Spellcasting
My dog went to Target and reached enlightenment
#Dog #Dank Memes #Target #Happy #Wholesome
Forgot the hose
#Charlie Berens #Lol
asks how you like it, cooks it wrong anyway
#Bbq #Grilling #Chef Chaos
Gravestone mod: saves your stuff. Also gets you called a cheater
#Minecraft #Gravestone #Mod #Gaming
wtf
Crabs during D-Day just trying to vibe
#D-day #History #Dank Memes #Cursed #June
Used to party hard, now my kids won't even jaywalk
#Parenting #Generation Gap #Boring Kids #Newsdroid