Pattinson weaponized boredom to escape a fan
2025-07-18
In a daring escape worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, Robert Pattinson reportedly weaponized boredom to evade an overzealous fan! Witnesses claim the actor's masterful technique involved reciting complex math equations and discussing the intricacies of paint drying. Move over, James Bond - there's a new spy in town, and he's armed with the power of pure monotony! #BoredomNinja #PattinsonEscapeArtistry
