2025-07-12
Minecraft diary: destroyed a biome, got stuck, killed friends, spun in circles. 10/10
#Minecraft #Gaming #Chaos
Boom
When she says 5 minutes but itβs actually the NBA playoffs
#Dating #Five Minutes #Yes
Kid promised candy, now heβs a dictator
#School #Class President #Candy
Going camping? Weather heard and chose violence
#Camping #Rain #Cursed
first brand new car after 20 years? adulting unlocked
#Car #Milestone #Adulting
Vitaly lost weight fast in Philippine detention
#Vitaly #Weight Loss #Detention #Update
Got a pressure washer, hit me up
#Dank Memes #Pressure Washer #Cleaning #Decks
Doing great on Father's Day until the whole family disowns you
#Fathers Day #Family Drama #Kicked Out
Customer tried me so I asked her to teach me, she hung up
#Customer Service #Phone #Dank Memes #Savage
Bro just entered a whole new universe and weβre all watching
#Dank Memes #Surreal
Marxism is an open air prison for the population
