2025-06-20
Me: so busy. Also me: staring at the wall like it's a painting
#Procrastination #Relatable #Time Management
fuck the zuck
#Zuck The Cuck
He bolted a chair to a tree to see if it’d grow with it
#Tree Chair #Sculptor #Yes
baby’s fine in womb, crashes in car—wild science
#Baby #Heat #Science
Today's plan: coffee, survive, repeat
#To Do List #Coffee #Mood #Yes
stop
#Stop #Math #School #Science #Physics #Sin #Calculation #Calculator #Smart #Smart Kid
In a fight with your pediatrician
oh no, my boy nooo
#Wiping Boogers
yeah
tiny flashlight guy vs galactic chaos god
#Warhammer #Horus #Guardsman #Gaming
Zero babies
dissociate, and make it someone else's problem
#Astral Projecting
