Goldfish on the loose
2025-05-22
Have you heard the tail, I mean tale, of the elusive goldfish on the loose? This daring aquatic escape artist has the neighborhood in a frenzy, with 'lost fish' posters popping up on every telephone pole. Forget about lost dogs, this fish is making a splash in the lost pet scene! Rumor has it there's a reward for anyone who can reel in this slippery swimmer. Keep your eyes peeled and your fishnets ready, folks!
